You can picture John Denver and the Muppets singing this if you like. All these images were created in 2014:
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve models cheering:
Eleven dozen turkeys:
Nine candles burning:
Eight Easter eggs:
Seven popcorn boxes:
Six month old baby:
Five delicious Thanksgiving siiiiiiiiiiides:
Four kinds of beer:
Three matzoh balls:
Two models kissing:
And one Santa keeping an eye on you!
And a very Merry Christmas to you, Sean. Best wishes for a happy and prosperous 2015.